I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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