I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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