I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
