I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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