chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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