Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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