All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize