belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
no, he came in my armpit
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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