I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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