Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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