I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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