I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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