A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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