She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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