It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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