why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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