Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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