No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just high enough for therapy.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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