whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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