Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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