Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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