Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think my vagina is haunted
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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