Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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