You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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