He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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