If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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