16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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