i may or may not be watching the land before time
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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