grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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