He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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