Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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