i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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