just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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