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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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