Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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