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• (216): View more from Ohio

  He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?

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• (562): View more from California

  He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.

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