Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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