nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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