He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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