Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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