we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I need to calm my uterus...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
