so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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