So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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