yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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