She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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