I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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