whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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