so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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