we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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