Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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