I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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