Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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