talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
