Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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