White coat. Heels.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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