You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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